Tat linked me this the other day. Mega64 forever!

Could only be B3TA

How could I forget this:

Few facts. darksydephil is a YouTube 'entertainer' and apparently all of what he says is such.

A few other facts. Lag is never that bad in SF4, unless your downloading whilst playing or you're playing against someone with a crap connection.

One more fact. That Bison player is arse.

had to share this. dead funny.

Oldies but good:

B3TA how I love thee:

Mega-ROFL @ Spacebook and Jeb.

If you've seen the Long Way Around, I hope you'll love this:

Part of b3tas qotw section. Very nearly pissed myself!


"Having worked in a library
Quite often we'd get kids do the whole Trigger Happy TV thing of screaming "HELLO!" into their phones. I find repeating pranks pulled on TV to be about as funny as ear cancer.

It always got bad in the summer, to the point you knew where it was coming and you'd assume a start position to chase the little turd rapers out of the building. One kid was particularly persistent, and doubly as obnoxious when we threw him out.

One day he was sat at a computer next to an exceptionally large Dutch backpacker. Sure enough, there was the ringtone, the hello, and the jump-and-sprint. However, like a Brown Bear swiping at a salmon in an Alaskan stream, this backpacker plucked the little foreskin out of mid air and slammed him on my desk by his forehead. In a voice much, much louder than this child, he bellowed "MY FRIEND! I WILL ASS FUCK YOU!". I'm pretty sure the kid managed to poo his own heart out.

If I were a professional, I probably should have called the police or asked the large man to leave, but I was so busy laughing I'd snorted a giant bogey into my moustache, which made looking and sounding authoritative completely impossible. Oh well.
(Twefnalignerip Retarded midgets. Not big, not clever., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 16:09, 8 replies) "

Found here: http://www.b3ta.com/questions/mobiles/